Where’s my Mojo buggered off to??
Bluuuuh, that’s how I feel today, bluh…you know that feeling when you’re lacking any form of motivation whatsoever?
My Cleaning Fairy packed her bags in disgust ages ago so I’ve got loads to do as we are having a party for Husband and Child’s birthday this weekend. But instead I am sat here trying to work up the motivation to move from the sofa.
My inner slattern is telling me that there will be loads of people here anyway so they won’t notice I haven’t wiped the skirting boards but I can’t listen to her – she’s a right mucky cow.
Oh well, think I’ll have another coffee and psych myself into believing I am a combination of Anthea Turner and Kim n Aggie